So many things have been said about television since it entered popular culture 50 or 60 odd years ago.
Here are a few of my favorites:
I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness," but that doesn't work. ~Author Unknown
Television: A medium - so called because it is neither rare nor well done. ~Ernie Kovacs
The publishers and others should quit worrying about losing customers to TV. The guy who can sit through a trio of deodorant commercials to look at Flashgun Casey or swallow a flock of beer and loan-shark spiels in order to watch a couple of fourth-rate club fighters rub noses on the ropes is not losing any time from book reading. ~Raymond Chandler, 1946
The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little. ~Ray Bradbury, The Golden Apples of the Sun
Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. ~Malcolm Muggeridge
Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. ~Matt Groening, The Simpsons
The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television. ~Andrew Ross
Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television. ~Rita Mae Brown
Television: chewing gum for the eyes. ~Frank Lloyd Wright
Clearly, all of these learned intellectuals (exclude the Simpsons quote for purposes of this discussion) have realized that they are too smart and too good to truly enjoy television. They see it as a meaningless opiate of the masses. In their eyes, everyone who watches and enjoys TV is somehow mentally impaired, not capable of higher order thought - and the situation is only made worse by the hours of shows they are absorbing. I cannot say that I completely disagree with this sentiment. Those who spend their life in front of Jerry Springer reruns might not be the sharpest knives in the drawer, so to speak, but that does not make TV all bad. TV is great for relaxing and for having some exposure to what the masses seem to find entertaining. You can't be a snobby intellectual 24/7 - it makes you boring and painful to those around you. Everyone needs an escape from the ivory tower. To take a break from some of the (hopefully) more thoughtful material that I may blog about, I present:
TV Shows I Watch/Like and Why (in no particular order)

Heroes - How do you not love a comic book put up on the small screen? I am hoping that the wide variety of characters will keep it interesting for many seasons to come. It is great so far! They have saved the cheerleader, but have they saved the world? I am waiting for the new episode to I do not know yet.
Gilmore Girls - Alas, we are in the last season of Gilmore Girls. It is no longer at its peak, but I will keep watching to see how it all turns out.
Medium - While I find it questionable that the main dead-person-seeing character is in fact based on a real dead-person-seeing person (as I believe is the premise of the show), I am still entertained by Allison's reactions to the dead and the many ways that they communicate with her. Conveniently, she can use her skills to solve a wide variety of cases for the district attorneys office.
Ghost Whisperer - It is kind of like Party of Five meets the Sixth Sense. You may think this show too much like Medium (dead-person-seeing main characters being a significant similarity), but they have a totally different vibe. Also, people do not generally get arrested in
GW. Instead, the families/friends of the dearly departed deal amazingly well with the crazy lady telling them that she is talking to dead people. As I recall, only a very small proportion actually think she is crazy and cannot be won over in the end. I am not sure about the additions of Jay
Mohr and
Camryn Manheim to the cast this season, but I will hold out to see how it goes.

Supernatural - Ah, the
WB (now the CW)...it may not be the highest quality TV around, but it certainly is entertaining. Supernatural pulls our every standard urban legend they can think of and is just fun to watch. On this one, I even listen to the podcast recap sometimes. I cannot say that I recommend it, but it is definitely an interesting insight into how some people choose to spend their time.
- Law & Order (all of them) - The original, CI, SVU - they are all good in different ways. Of the three, I would rank the original in third place so far this season. They have had a good run, but they need to spice it up a bit. But still, the L&O franchise is strong. I like to watch the new episodes and I like the reruns. Before you judge me, read this article about power women watching L&O reruns. Need I say more?

- CSI (all of them) - In this case, we have Las Vegas, New York, and Miami. I would rank them in that order. At first, I could not bear to watch Miami, but it is growing on me. At this point, I am just stuck waiting for Horatio (David Caruso) to actually face someone straight on. It is both unnerving and unnatural to watch him going episode after episode addressing people with his shoulder pointed at them rather than facing them.
- Cold Case - I don't actually know why I watch this show. It is formulaic and I am pretty sure the target market is senior citizens. The episodes have great soundtracks, but that does not really explain it. I guess it is because you get a glimpse of the dead person at the end and the detective almost looks like she sees them - reminiscent of Medium and GW just enough to be interesting?
- Without a Trace - Another one that I cannot quite explain. It is not great, but I enjoy it and in the end that is all that matters.
- The Amazing Race - People yelling at each other and travel - a winning combination.
- The Office - This show is hilarious (at least most of the time). That is all there is to it.
- Scrubs - Just a funny show that does not take itself too seriously.
Dexter - If you have not seen this bizarre show on Showtime, you should try to catch some reruns. In a nutshell, it is about a serial killer who might not really be such a bad guy after all.
- Monk - I like it. It makes me laugh. It is like a kinder, gentler Law & Order.
- Psych - I laugh every time I watch this show. The idea of a fake psychic cracks me up, particularly because I am also entertained by the "real" psychic shows (see above re: Medium and Ghost Whisperer).
- House - This show is consistently entertaining, although I have found that House has been a bit of a jerk this season. A little to much drama for my taste - they can save all that and just get back to the show, in my opinion.
- Survivor - Wes makes me watch it.
- Numb3rs - They can make anything about math. I love it...and so educational.
To sum up, I like some funny shows, a very limited number of reality shows (you can keep American Idol and Dancing with the Stars), lots of dramas about dead people or missing people, and a small sampling of the CW offerings. Also, in putting it in writing I realize that I watch quite a few hours of TV a week. In the future, I will have to summarize some books I have read lately or other non-TV-watching activities just to prove that my brain is in fact not on its way to turning to mush. [And I also watch Family Guy, the Simpsons and Bones but the list was just getting so long that it was starting to be embarrassing. I can quit anytime.]
For completeness, I also offer for your consideration Shows I Used to Watch (but am now over)
- The Apprentice
- Smallville
- One Tree Hill
- Lost (mostly over this - I might watch some of the new season just to make sure)
- Las Vegas
- ER (although I hear the new season is good)
And finally....Shows I Miss
- Angel
- Charmed
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Arrested Development
- Futurama
- The X-Files